A Time to Laugh May 2017

Can’t stop laughing. Just love these kids and Children are quick and always speak their minds!

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JUST LOVE THESE KIDS

TEACHER: How old is your father?
… KID: He is 6 years.
TEACHER: What? How is this possible?
… KID: He became father only when I was born.
? … “LOGIC!!” … ? 

QUICK AND ALWAYS SPEAK THEIR MINDS

TEACHER: Joseph, go to the map and find North America .
JOSEPH: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Joseph.


TEACHER: Wale, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
WALE: You told me to do it without using the tables.


TEACHER: Adigun , how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
ADIGUN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
ADIGUN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)


TEACHER: Rebecca , what is the chemical formula for water?
REBECCA : H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
REBECCA: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.


TEACHER: Moses, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
MOSES: Me!


TEACHER: Abraham, why do you always get so dirty?
ABRAHAM: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.


TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Peter , do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
PETER: Because George still had the axe in his hand……


TEACHER: Kehinde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s.. Did you copy his?
KEHINDE: No sir, It’s the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)


TEACHER: Femi, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
FEMI: A teacher

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PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!
LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL’S MEDICINE!!

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