A Time to Laugh Feb 2018

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The Warden of a theological college caught a student climbing over the wall after lock-up time.

“O God!” cried the student.

“No!” replied the Warden, “Just his accredited agent.”

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A man staggered up to the Pastor after a wild dinner party.

“Where the hell have I met you before?”

“I don’t know” replied the Pastor with a smile, “What part of hell do you come from?”

GIRL AT CONFESSION:

Father, I have committed the most horrible sin.

I looked at the mirror this morning and said, ’Polly, you’re the prettiest girl in the world.’

PRIEST:

Go away Polly!

That’s not a terrible sin. “That’s just a gross error.”

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