A Time to Laugh June 2018

by Chua Wee Hian

Fun for the young and not so young

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Q. The name of all continents ending with the same letter that they start with?ANSWER:

Q. Minus 40 degrees Celsius is exactly the same as minus 40 degrees FahrenheitANSWER:

Q. There are two words in English where all five vowels appear:ANSWER:

Q. The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows? TRUE/FALSE ANSWER:

Q. Polar bears are left-handed? TRUE/FALSE ANSWER:

Q. Butterflies taste with their feet? TRUE/FALSE ANSWER:

Q. Most lipstick contains fish scales.? TRUE/FALSE ANSWER:

Q. What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers have in common?ANSWER:

Q. Hot water turns into ice faster than cold water? TRUE/FALSEANSWER:


A TIME TO LAUGH

Professor Lee and his wife were leaving church. With a smug smile, he said, “Ha! Ha! Look who is absent-minded now? You forgot your umbrella and left it in church. I remembered mine and picked up yours too.”

Wife: “Fine – but the trouble is, neither you nor I brought an umbrella to church.”

Two men were chatting about their wives.

Larry: “We had a big quarrel last night but finally she came crawling to me on her hands and knees.”

Tom: “What did she say to you?”

Larry: She said, ‘Come out from under the bed and fight like a man.”

 

Joe: Jim, I hear you are the flower of the family.

Jim: What you mean?

Joe: “Well, you are either the budding genius or the blooming idiot.”

 

Criticism “If you must throw cold water on everything, then get a job as a fireman.”

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