A Time to Laugh October/November 2018

A boy was watching his father, a pastor writing his sermon.

“How do you know what to say?” he asked.

“Well, God tells me.”

“Then why do you keep crossing things out?”


 

 

A Church Decided To Have FOUR DIFFERENT WORSHIP SERVICES On Sunday.

Catering for folks with different needs and interests.

Service One:    For those new to the faith

Service Two:    For traditional worshippers

Service Three: For those who are lost and like to get back.

Service Four:   For those with bad church experience and complaining

Services named:  (1) SEEKERS, (2) KEEPERS, (3) LOSERS, (4) MOANERS


A pastor fitted hot-air hand driers in the restrooms of his church.

Three weeks later, he had them removed.

When asked why, he confessed they work fine but when he went in there he saw signs above the driers.

For a sample of this week’s sermon:
“PUSH THE BUTTON”

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