I have a very good feeling about my job interview today. The manager said that they were looking for somebody who’s truly responsible.
“You’ve found your man” I responded. “Whenever there was a problem in ya last job, they always said I was responsible.”
A student at a management course walked up to a pretty girl and hugged her without any warning. The surprised lady asked, “What’s that?”
The guy smiled, “Direct marketing.” The girl slapped him soundly.
Holding his cheek, the man asked, “What was that?” “Customer feedback!”
I put my phone on Aeroplane Mode but it sure ain’t flying.
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